Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Future History


A friend posted the above photo to Facebook.  Here's my response:

I'd holed up in an abandoned shoe factory and was getting a good night's sleep for the first time in months; that's when the squids and their flunkies bagged me. I was burning mad as I tried to fight them off. Somehow stayed mad all the way through the brainwipe. Maybe that's the secret, or maybe I was just lucky. Either way, I slowly recovered my memory over the next couple of weeks. I can still see the squids as they cruise around town in their hovercars. That's how I know the brainwipe is still working for other people - they all tell me the squids' cars are ice cream trucks.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

My Third Post on Time Travel

I went to see Looper this past weekend.  While I found it to be a fun film with good dialog and an interesting premise, it ended up having many of the same problems as the majority of time-travel stories.  There were inconsistencies and paradoxes, and plot holes, but the core issue is a very basic one:  "Make it didn't happen" is a very unsatisfying story.

The basic plot of this kind of story is that a time traveler wants to go back into the past to change something that he didn't like.  Right off the bat we have a paradox; if he succeeds then there's no reason for him to go back in time, and therefore he doesn't, and therefore he fails, and ... yuck.

Much worse though is when the protagonist of the story succeeds and therefore doesn't remember all of the horrible things he had to go through to succeed.  This completely nullifies any character development in the story.  Everything at the end is exactly as it was in the beginning. Really, this sort of story is no better than the ones that end with "... and it was all a dream."

If the past does get changed and yet, through some sort of literary hand-wave, characters remember the past that no longer happened, why don't others remember that same past?  Is there a limit on the number of prevented pasts that can be remembered?  How does this differ from being a stark raving lunatic?


Can a time travel story be written that doesn't lead to a paradox?  Yes, though it takes some careful plotting.

The time traveler can be from the future, possibly with limited knowledge of the present, and be tasked with ensuring that history plays out like it was meant to (e.g. Terminator).  He isn't trying to change anything and his actions in the story, no matter what, are already incorporated into the time line.

It also works if the time traveler is sent back into the past to retrieve objects or information rather than to change history (e.g. The Flight of the Horse by Larry Niven).

Alternately, having history "heal" is an interesting option.  The time traveler can succeed in preventing a past event, but have something else happen that leads to the same eventual outcome (e.g. The Time Machine - 2002 version).  In logical terms, this is the equivalent to having the time traveler's actions be already a part of history, but they're unaware of the exact role they played.

All of the above being said, I did enjoy Looper, though there are a lot of other time travel movies that had a much bigger impact on me.

Friday, October 5, 2012

The Movie List


(1727 titles as of September 7, 2017)

I like movies. It probably has something to do with vicariously living multiple lives or escapism or some deep-seated mental illness. Anyways, I realized a while back that I've watched a lot of movies, and I decided (because of some deep-seated mental illness) to list as many as I could remember. So ... here they are:

10 (1979)
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
12 Angry Men (1957)
1408 (2007)
16 Blocks (2006)
1984 (1984)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
2010 (1984)
21 (2008)
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
4:44: Last Day on Earth (2011)
48 Hrs. (1982)
4D Man (1959)
50 First Dates (2004)
84 Charing Cross Road (1987)
Above the Law (1988)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Absent-Minded Professor, The (1961)
Absolute Power (1997)
Abyss, The (1989)
Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Across the Universe (2007)
Adaptation (2002)
Addams Family Values (1993)
Addams Family, The (1991)
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Adventures of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Adventures of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Aeon Flux (2005)
African Doctor, The (2016)
African Queen, The (1951)
After (2012)
After the Sunset (2004)
Age of Adaline, The (2015)
Age of Innocence, The (1993)
Air Force One (1997)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Airplane! (1980)
Airport (1970)
Airport 1975 (1974)
Aladdin (1992)
Alien (1979)
Alien Nation (1988)
Aliens (1986)
All of Me (1984)
Altered States (1980)
Always (1989)
Amadeus (1984)
Amazing Grace (2006)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The (2014)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)
Amelie (2001)
American President, The (1995)
American Werewolf in London, An (1981)
American, The (2012)
Amistad (1997)
Analyze This (1999)
And Then There Were None (1945)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
Angels & Demons (2009)
Angry Red Planet, The (1959)
Anna and the King (1999)
Another 48 Hrs. (1990)
Ant-Man (2015)
Antz (1998)
Apartment, The (1960)
Apocalypto (2006)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Apollo 18 (2011)
Apple Dumpling Gang, The (1975)
Arbitrage (2012)
Argo (2012)
Aristocats, The (1970)
Arlington Road (1999)
Armageddon (1998)
Around the World in 80 Days (1956)
Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
ARQ (2016)
Arranged (2007)
Arrival (2016)
Art of the Steal, The (2013)
Arthur (1981)
Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988)
Arthur Newman (2012)
Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001)
Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Astronaut Farmer, The (2006)
At First Sight (1999)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Atomic Café, The (1982)
Automata (2014)
Avatar (2009)
Avengers, The (1998)
Avengers, The (2012)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Aviator, The (2004)
Awakening, The (2011)
Awakenings (1990)
Babe (1995)
Back to School (1986)
Back to the Future (1985)
Back to the Future Part II (1989)
Back to the Future Part III (1990)
Backbeat (1994)
Bad Company (2002)
Bad News Bears (2005)
Bandits (2001)
Bank Job, The (2008)
Barb Wire (1996)
Barefoot Executive, The (1971)
Barefoot in the Park (1967)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Batman (1989)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman Forever (1995)
Batman Returns (1992)
Batman: The Movie (1966)
Batteries Not Included (1987)
Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)
Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)
Beastmaster, The (1982)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Becket (1964)
Bedazzled (1967)
Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Before I Go to Sleep (2014)
Begin Again (2014)
Being George Clooney (2016)
Being Human (1993)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Being There (1979)
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)
Benny and Joon (1993)
Beowulf (2007)
Best Defense (1984)
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Betsy, The (1978)
Betsy's Wedding (1990)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)
Beyond the Time Barrier (1960)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Big (1988)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Big Fish (2003)
Big Hero 6 (2014)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Big Short, The (2015)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Billy Bathgate (1991)
Bird on a Wire (1990)
Birdcage, The (1996)
Black Death (2010)
Black Hole, The (1979)
Black Moon Rising (1986)
Black Rain (1989)
Black Robe (1991)
Black Stallion, The (1979)
Black Sunday (1977)
Blade Runner (1982)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Blast from the Past (1999)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Blind Date (1987)
Bloom (2003)
Blown Away (1994)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Blue Thunder (1983)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Body of Lies (2008)
Book of Eli, The (2010)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Bottle Shock (2008)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Bourne Supremecy, The (2004)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Boys from Brazil, The (1978)
Brainstorm (1983)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Braveheart (1995)
Brazil (1985)
Breach (2007)
Breaker Morant (1980)
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Breaking Away (1979)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Bride, The (1985)
Bridge of San Luis Rey, The (2004)
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986)
Bringing Out the Dead (1999)
Broadcast News (1987)
Broken Arrow (1996)
Broken, The (2008)
Bronco Billy (1980)
Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Brubaker (1980)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Bubba Ho-Tep (2003)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Bull Durham (1988)
burbs, The (1989)
Burglar (1987)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Burnt (2015)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
Butcher's Wife, The
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Cabin in the Woods, The (2011)
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Caddyshack (1980)
Caddyshack II (1988)
California Suite (1978)
Caligula (1979)
Call of Cthulhu, The (2005)
Camelot (1967)
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Capricorn One (1978)
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Captain Blood (1935)
Captain Fantastic (2016)
Captain Phillips (2013)
Car, The (1977)
Carrie (1976)
Cars (2006)
Casanova (2005)
Cashback (2006)
Casino Royale (2006)
Cast Away (2000)
Cat from Outer Space, The (1978)
Cat People (1982)
Cat's Eye (1985)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Catch-22 (1970)
Caveman (1981)
Caveman's Valentine, The (2001)
Celestine Prophecy, The (2006)
Chain Reaction (1996)
Changing Lanes (2002)
Chaos Theory (2007)
Charade (1963)
Chariots of Fire (1981)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Cheaper by the Dozen (1950)
Chef (2014)
Chef, Le (2012)
Cherry 2000 (1987)
Chicago (2002)
Children of a Lesser God (1986)
Children of Men (2006)
Children of the Corn (1984)
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Christine (1983)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, The (2005)
Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)
Cinderella (1950)
Cinderella (2015)
Circle of Iron (1978)
Citizen Kane (1941)
City of Angels (1998)
City of Ember (2008)
Cleaner (2007)
Clear and Present Danger (1994)
Cleopatra (1963)
Client, The (1994)
Cloak & Dagger (1984)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Cloverfield (2008)
Clue (1985)
Clueless (1995)
Cocoon (1985)
Cocoon: The Return (1988)
Code 46 (2004)
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970)
Coma (1978)
Come and Find Me (2016)
Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
Coming to America (1988)
Commitments,The (1991)
Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The (1969)
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Destroyer (1984)
Congo (1995)
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Constantine (2005)
Contact (1992)
Contract, The (2006)
Conversation, The (1974)
Cool World (1992)
Cooler, The (2003)
Cop Out (2010)
Coraline (2009)
Coriolanus (2011)
Corn Is Green, The (1945)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Count of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Courage Under Fire (1996)
Court Jester, The (1956)
Cowboy Way, The (1994)
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Crack in the World (1965)
Crazy People (1990)
Creator (1985)
Creature Wasn't Nice, The (1983)
Crimson Peak (2015)
Crimson Tide (1995)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Crocodile Dundee II (1988)
Croods, The (2013)
Crossed Swords (1977)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Croupier (1998)
Crow, The (1994)
Crow: City of Angels, The (1996)
Cube (1997)
Cujo (1983)
Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Curious George (2006)
Curly Sue (1991)
Cutthroat Island (1995)
Cypher (2002)
D.O.A. (1950)
D.O.A. (1988)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Daredevil (2003)
Dark City (1998)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Dark Shadows (2012)
Dark Star (1974)
Darkest Hour, The (2011)
Darkman (1990)
Date With an Angel (1987)
Dave (1993)
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Day at the Races, A (1937)
Day of the Falcon (2011)
Day the Earth Stood Still, The (1951)
Day the Earth Stood Still, The (2008)
Daybreakers (2009)
Dead Again (1991)
Dead Heat (1988)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Dead Pool, The (1988)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Deal of the Century (1983)
Dean Spanley (2008)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Death Race 2000 (1975)
Death Wish (1974)
Deathtrap (1982)
Deep Impact (1998)
Deep Rising (1998)
Defending Your Life (1991)
Déjà Vu (2006)
Delhi 6 (2009)
Demolition Man (1993)
Desk Set (1957)
Despicable Me (2010)
Despicable Me 2 (2013)
Destination Moon (1950)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Dial M for Murder (1954)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Die Another Day (2002)
Die Hard (1988)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Discovery, The (2017)
District 9 (2009)
Divergent (2014)
Doc Hollywood (1991)
Doctor Dolittle (1967)
Doctor Strange (2016)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Dogma (1999)
Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Dorian Gray (2009)
Double, The (2011)
Doubt (2008)
Dough (2015)
Dr. No (1962)
Dr. Seuss's The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T (1953)
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
Dracula (1979)
Dracula (1992)
Dragnet (1987)
Dragon Hunters (2008)
Dragonheart (1996)
Dragonslayer (1981)
Dreamscape (1984)
Dredd (2012)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox, The (1976)
Duchess, The (2008)
Duck Soup (1933)
Dumbo (1941)
Dune (1984)
Duplicity (2009)
Dwarvenaut, The (2016)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Eagle Eye (2008)
Eagle, The (2011)
Eat Drink Man Woman (1994)
Eat Pray Love (2010)
Echelon Conspiracy (2009)
Ed Wood (1994)
Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
Edge, The (1997)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Efficiency Expert, The (1992)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Elf (2003)
Elizabeth (1998)
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Elysiumn (2013)
Emma (1996)
Emperor's New Clothes, The (2001)
Encino Man (1992)
End of Days (1999)
Ender's Game (2013)
Enemy Mine (1985)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain, The (1995)
Entrapment (1999)
Erased (2012)
Eraser (1996)
Erasing David (2009)
Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
Escape from L.A. (1996)
Escape from New York (1981)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Europa Report (2013)
European Vacation (1985)
Eve of Destruction (1991)
Ever After (1998)
Evita (1996)
Evolution (2001)
Ex Machina (2015)
Exam (2008)
Excalibur (1981)
Executive Decision (1996)
Eye of the Needle (1981)
Eye See You (2002)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
F/X (1986)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Face/Off (1997)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Failure to Launch (2006)
Falling Down (1993)
Family Man, The (2000)
Fantasia (1940)
Fantasia 2000 (1999)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Fatal Beauty (1987)
Father of the Bride (1991)
Father of the Bride Part II (1995)
Faults (2014)
Fearless (1993)
Femme Nikita, La (1990)
Fermat's Room (2007)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Ffolkes (1980)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Fifth Musketeer, The (1979)
Fight Club (1999)
Final Countdown, The (1980)
Final Cut, The (2004)
Finding Altamira (2016)
Finding Dory (2016)
Finding Fanny (2014)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Fire Down Below (1997)
Firefox (1982)
Firestarter (1984)
Firewall (2006)
Firm, The (1993)
First Men in the Moon (1964)
First Power, The (1990)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Flash Gordon (1980)
Flashback (1990)
Flatliners (1990)
Flawless (2007)
Fletch (1985)
Fletch Lives (1989)
Flight (2012)
Flight of the Navigator (1986)
Flubber (1997)
Fly II, The (1989)
Fly, The (1958)
Fly, The (1986)
Flypaper (2011)
Footloose (1984)
For Love or Money (1993)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Forbidden Kingdom, The (2008)
Forbidden Planet (1956)
Forces of Nature (1999)
Forever Young (1992)
Forget Paris (1995)
Forgotten, The (2004)
Formula 51 (2002)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Fort Apache, the Bronx (1981)
Foul Play (1978)
Founder, The (2016)
Fountain, The (2006)
Four Feathers, The (2002)
Four Musketeers, The (1974)
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Fourth Protocol, The (1987)
Fracture (2007)
Frankenstein (1931)
Frankenstein (1994)
Frankenweenie (1984)
Franklyn (2008)
Frantic (1988)
Freaky Friday (1976)
Freejack (1992)
French Connection, The (1971)
Frequencies (2013)
Frequency (2000)
Freshman, The (1990)
Frida (2002)
Fright Night (1985)
Fright Night (2011)
Frighteners, The (1996)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
From Hell (2001)
From Russia with Love (1963)
Frozen (2013)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Funny Farm (1988)
Funny Girl (1968)
Futureworld (1976)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Gambit (1966)
Game of Death (1978)
Game, The (1997)
Gandhi (1982)
Gangs of New York (2002)
Gate, The (1987)
Gattaca (1997)
Get Smart (2008)
Ghost (1990)
Ghost and the Darkness, The (1996)
Ghost Rider (2007)
Ghost Town (2008)
Ghost Writer, The (2010)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Gladiator (2000)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Glenn Miller Story,The (1954)
Glimmer Man (1996)
God of Cookery (1996)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Godzilla (1998)
Godzilla (2014)
Going in Style (1979)
Golden Child, The (1986)
Golden Compass, The (2007)
Golden Voyage of Sinbad, The (1974)
GoldenEye (1995)
Goldfinger (1964)
Gone Girl (2014)
Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000)
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
Good Shepherd, The (2006)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Good Year, A (2006)
Goonies,The (1985)
Gorillas in the Mist: The Story of Dian Fossey (1988)
Gosford Park (2001)
Gotcha! (1985)
Grand Budapest Hotel, The (2014)
Great Balls of Fire! (1989)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Great Expectations (2012)
Great Muppet Caper, The (1981)
Green Hornet, The (2011)
Green Lantern (2011)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Gremlins (1984)
Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984)
Grifters, The (1990)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Guarding Tess (1994)
Gumball Rally, The (1976)
Gung Ho (1986)
Hackers (1995)
Hamlet (1996)
Hamlet (2000)
Hancock (2008)
Handmaid's Tale, The (1990)
Hangover, The (2009)
Hanna (2011)
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
Happening, The (2008)
Happy Accidents (2000)
Happy Feet (2006)
Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Hard to Kill (1990)
Harold and Maude (1971)
Harry and Walter Go to New York (1976)
Harry Brown (2009)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I (2010)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II (2011)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Harvey (1950)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Haunting, The (1999)
Haute Cuisine (2013)
Hawk the Slayer (1980)
He Said, She Said (1991)
Hearts in Atlantis (2001)
Heat (1995)
Heathers (1988)
Heaven Can Wait (1978)
Heist (2001)
Hellboy (2004)
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
Help! (1965)
Henry V (1989)
Her (2013)
Hero at Large (1980)
Hidalgo (2004)
Hiding Out (1987)
High Fidelity (2000)
High Noon (1952)
Highlander (1986)
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)
Hindenburg, The (1975)
History of the World: Part 1 (1981)
Hitch (2005)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (2005)
Hoax, The (2006)
Hobbit, The: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Hobbit, The: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
Hobbit, The: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
Holiday (1938)
Holiday, The (2006)
Hologram for the King, A (2016)
Home (2015)
Home Alone (1990)
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
Hook (1991)
Horsefeathers (1928)
Host, The (2013)
Hot Fuzz (2007)      
Houdini (1953)
House (1986)
House II: The Second Story (1987)
House of Games (1987)
House of Sand and Fog (2003)
House of Wax (1954)
HouseSitter (1992)
How to Steal a Million (1966)
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (1967)
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Howard the Duck (1986)
Howards End (1992)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Hugo (2011)
Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Hunger Games, The (2012)
Hunt for Red October, The (1990)
Hysteria (2011)
I Am Legend (2007)
I, Robot (2004)
I.Q. (1994)
I.T. (2016)
Ice Age (2002)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Iceman (1984)
Identity (2003)
Ides of March, The (2011)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The (2009)
Imitation Game, The (2014)
Impostor (2001)
In Bruges (2008)
In Like Flint (1967)
In the Line of Fire (1993)
In Time (2011)
In-Laws, The (1979)
In-Laws, The (2003)
Inception (2010)
Incredible Mr. Limpet, The (1964)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Independence Day (1996)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Inherit the Wind (1960)
Innerspace (1987)
Inside Man (2006)
Insomnia (2002)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Interstellar (2014)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
Invisible Invaders (1959)
Invisible Man, The (1933)
Iron Eagle (1986)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Iron Man (2008)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Ironclad (2011)
Ishtar (1987)
Island of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Island, The (2005)
It Happened One Night (1934)
It! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Italian Job, The (1969)
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Upside Down (2012)
Urbanized (2011)
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V for Vendetta (2005)
Valkyrie (2008)
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
Van Helsing (2004)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
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Vanity Fair (2004)
Vantage Point (2008)
Vatel (2000)
Verdict, The (1982)
Vibes (1988)
View to a Kill, A (1985)
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Viva Knievel! (1977)
Waffle Street (2015)
Wait Until Dark (1967)
Waiting for Guffman (1996)
Waking Ned Devine (1998)
Walk, Don't Run (1966)
Wall Street (1987)
WALL-E (2008)
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War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
War of the Worlds (1953)
War of the Worlds (2005)
War, Inc. (2008)
WarGames (1983)
Warlock (1989)
Warm Bodies (2013)
Warriors, The (1979)
Water's Edge (2003)
Watership Down (1978)
Way Back, The (2010)
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
Weird Science (1985)
Westworld (1973)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
What's Up, Doc? (1972)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
When Worlds Collide (1951)
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
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Wild Target (2010)
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Willard (1971)
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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Windtalkers (2002)
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Winter's Tale (2014)
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Wolverine, The (2013)
Wonder Woman (2017)
Working Girl (1988)
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Zapped! (1982)
Zero Effect (1998)



Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Stocking Up for the Zombie Apocalypse

I recently read an article about the Best Foods to Stockpile for an Emergency, and was somewhat baffled by their recommendations - a lot of what they suggested seemed downright pointless.  Then I realized something that made it all make sense:  I have a very different definition of "emergency" than they do.

Having the power go out for a day or two isn't an emergency.  It's an inconvenience.

Similarly, having your house destroyed by a meteor is also an inconvenience, albeit at a much more significant level.

Having all population centers within a 500 mile radius suddenly contaminated with radioactive dust, that's an emergency.

That stuff gets into everything!


Here's some of the foods they suggest to stockpile, and what I think is the problem with them.

Peanut butter - This is reasonable at first thought, but peanut butter is sticky and hard to eat on the run.  You'd be better off with jars of dry roasted nuts.  Hey, since peanut butter is mostly fat and protein, just like the human brain. Would zombies be drawn to it?

Crackers - I can cope with this one, but they put an emphasis on whole wheat and suggest vacuum packing them. Don't be picky, and focus instead on the shelf life.

Cereal - These are only good if you like eating them without milk. They also take up a lot of space ("packaged by weight, not volume - some settling may have occurred during shipping").

Canned foods - While these have an excellent shelf life and durability, they are also very heavy if you've got to carry a week's supply on your back at a dead run.

Bottled water - It won't hurt to stock up on water. That being said, most statements about the amount of water a person should drink in a day are greatly overestimated.  Again, the water is heavy and carrying a week's worth (seven gallons according to the article) along with your food and ammunition is going to be a challenge when fleeing the flock of raptors. Get a couple of really good stainless steel canteens learn the many ways to purify water.

Sports drinks - This stuff is absolute crap. It's basically just sugar water, and gigantic ants love sugar water.

Powdered milk - This must be for the cereal. Since you need water to turn it into milk, and since you don't need milk to survive, skip it.

Sugar, salt, and pepper - While nice to have, these are luxuries and are especially pointless considering how much salt and sugar are already in most of the foods already on the list.

Multivitamins - If you manage to live long enough to somehow become deficient in any vitamins then you're very lucky.

The article goes on to list foods to buy right before an emergency - and that list is almost entirely composed of perishable fruits and vegetables.  I have two major problems with this part.  First, if you have enough time to go grocery shopping before whatever it is hits then it's not an emergency.

"An emergency is a situation that poses an /immediate/ risk to health, life, property or environment." [Wikipedia]

Second, if you're going to stock up on foods that spoil quickly, damage easily, and may need to be cooked then you deserve to be eaten by space aliens (and they can use the perishables as a garnish).

What food do I think you need to pack for an emergency?  Assuming you can't get one of those emergency food kits that Luke Skywalker had in "The Empire Strikes Back", here's my short list:

Just what was he eating, anyways?

Dried meat
Rolled oats
Crackers
Nuts
Canteen of water

That's the food that you can own (and by "own" here, I mean "carry with you at a dead run in the middle of the night").  It's boring, but then the emergency should be supplying enough excitement already.  Maybe I'd include a bottle of vodka, the kind of hard sausage that requires no refrigeration, and cheap granola bars, but they'd also add weight and bulk that could slow you down.

Now if you had a secure place to hide from the spider-bats then you could go out (in the daylight hours) and forage for canned goods and such to make things more pleasant.  Just remember one thing; a machine gun is great, but sooner or later you'll run out of bullets and then you'll be glad you have a case of machetes.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Pandoracon 2012 Summation

On the whole, Pandoracon 2012 was a lot of fun. It's been many years since I'd been to a small convention and in some ways I'd forgotten what they were like.

The high points for me were hearing Jason Carter speak, and talking for several hours with Muffy Morrigan.

Jason Carter, of Babylon 5 fame, is an absolute pleasure to hear.  He deftly manages to be friendly, eccentric, charming, hilarious, and maybe even a bit shy all at once - the perfect showman.  If you ever have a chance to meet him, jump at it.

Muffy Morrigan is one of those people who I seem to click with, even though we have very different backgrounds.  We both had seminars where no one showed up and ended up in those long, rambling conversations that hit all sorts of subjects (e.g. medieval medicine, old science fiction, stuffed animals, etc.).

My own seminars were a mixed success.  The first one on medieval cooking had a large audience and was well received.  Two of the others ("World Building - Food" and "World Building - Language") were the no-shows, and the remaining one ("World Building - Geography") had three people (but was fun anyways).  On the whole, that's pretty good considering the schedule wasn't published until the day before the convention, and it didn't include any description of the seminars.

It looks like there will be a Pandoracon 2013.  If so, then I'll happily attend.