This is what brought me back to the fake album meme. Judith posted this picture to Facebook and noted that her son called it a "Death Snuggie."
Then Tom suggested adding umlauts, which lead to me responding with ...
Of course it can't stop there. A quick trip to Wikimedia Commons and a bit of photoshop work and I've got an album cover.
What about the back? This album cover has to have a back with a track listing!
This time I used the Heavy Metal Name Generator to come up with song titles.
I'd better stop here before I come up with the bios of all the band members.